What Your Fave Pizza Topping Says About You

Pizza Topping

Pizza is the best thing to ever happen to this planet, right? ? Whether you prefer yours plain, meaty, or extra-cheesy, your favourite pizza topping says a lot about you.


You prefer the simple things in life. Like a peaceful bike ride along the beachfront, or a leisurely walk in the wild. You also know what you want, and don’t care what people think. It’s your life and you’ll eat that plain Margherita pizza BECAUSE YOU CAN.

2-for-1 pizza must-try: La Pizza Pazza 


You like a little somethin’ extra. You’re still very much in the safe zone when it comes to pizza toppings and life, but every now and then you’ll pick a brighter colour next time you go for a mani. Nothing too crazy though.

2-for-1 pizza must-try: Smack Pizza Co.


My friend, you’re a wild and adventurous burst of energy. A casual afternoon for you includes 4×4 dune bashing and an extreme trick session at Bounce. Even your ‘low-key’ days are spent throwing back a few tequila-based cocktails at Kaskade. You’re crazy and we love it.

2-for-1 pizza must-try: Col’Cacchio


Nah bruh. You have no business putting pineapple on anything pizza-based. Please stop. Ok fine, even though you’re wrong, I’ll tell you what this pizza topping says about you. You’re that fun-loving-but-gets-sad-in-winter kinda person. If it was up to you, every day would be scorching hot; which is why you spend your time sipping on cocktails, surfing, and soaking up the sun.

2-for-1 pizza must-try: Pizza Mezza


You’re sassy, salty, and have a wicked sense of humour. If anyone needs you, they can find you learning from the best and brushing up on your comebacks at Parker’s Comedy and Jive. Hey, you are sweet sometimes… but it may take a tub or two of Paul’s Homemade Ice-Cream before you show it.

2-for-1 pizza must-try: Rustic Pizza


HOLD ON. If you haven’t found out what your avo order says about you yet, make sure you click on the link when you’re done here. Back to normal programming: You live the good life. Because avos are hella expensive! But you also realise the importance of treating yo’self to something nice, like a glass of wine or full body massage every now and then. Plus, you have the ENTERTAINER, so you end up saving some cash dollah anyway.

2-for-1 pizza must-try: Kearney’s Pizza Bar 


‘Competitive’ is your middle name. Your friends know that no go-kart race, or round of bowling is just for fun when you’re around. And when you win – because you will win – the rest of your day is spent celebrating with beer. Lots of beer.

2-for-1 pizza must-try: Times Square 


People envy you. They want to be you, because you always take the healthy road. That person I see coming home from an early-morning yoga class, as I’m rolling out of bed and still in my PJs? That’s probably you. And the person who always willingly picks salad over fries? That’s probably you too.

2-for-1 pizza must-try: La Matta Pizzeria Bar & Cafe


But wait, my fave pizza topping isn’t on this list – who even am I? Listen, there are so many pizza toppings we haven’t covered here, both weird and wonderful. I could be here for hours. All I CAN say is: If you like the super weird stuff, like peas and tuna; what are you thinking? You should be ashamed of yourself. If you like any other pizza topping, well you’re OK in my books. Keep up the good job.

2-for-1 pizza must-try: Sgt. Pepper 

What does your fave pizza topping say about you? Let us know in the comments below.

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