Because silly season is on its way.
Yes, it’s absolutely ridiculous that there’s only one month ’til Christmas (jaw drop ?) and there’s way too little time to do everything you still HAVE to do (and everything you actually still actually WANT to do) by the time you open your prezzies. Luckily, I have a sneaky feeling that the ENTERTAINER will help you beat Christmas stress this year. Because the festive season should be festive, right? For some reason it always ends up being stressful, and I do not want this for you.
So, I’ve come up with a way for you to beat Christmas stress in every possible holiday scenario.
You’re welcome.
Scenario 1: You’re hosting the Christmas party.
…for the ENTIRE family, mind you. But don’t panic just yet. Whether you are in Jozi (Randlords), Cape Town (La Chandeleur Decor Hire & Venue) or Durbs (Bar Hire or Planned to Perfection), we’ve got your back, as per usual. And another upside to renting a venue rather than throwing a party at your own house is no washing the dishes – what a way to beat Christmas stress! Now that’s what I call #WinningAtLife.
Scenario 2: The in-laws are visiting and you have to stock up on ALL the goodies.
So, this one you just won’t be able to dodge. They’re your in-laws, guys, and you kinda still have to impress a tiny bit. But, panic-schmanic. You’ll be able to find everything you need from morn till eve on the app. Here are a couple of ideas of what you’ll need: mischu coffee pods for the energy to deal with the day (or with the guests. Either way, you’ll need that extra push), enough sweet treats from Byblos Trading Co. to stuff your face during those awks moments, and then, to make your life a little easier, a quick ‘n easy dessert from The NICE Company. You’ll probs have to stock up on some flowers and biltong snacks as well, just in case.
And then there are the added extras that you probably don’t need, but you’ll want to stock up on. Like beer from Boston Breweries, wine from Backsberg or ciders for those family beach days from Everson’s Cider. Why is life so tough sometimes?
Scenario 3: Eating everyday like it’s the very last day on earth and then going to the beach afterwards.
Lol. I mean, going to the beach after eating way too much food is totally ridiculous, but we all do it. The only advice I can offer here is to go read this article. It’s got everything you need to know about faking your way to a beach bod while still being able to eat the ‘festive season way.’
Scenario 4: The biggest mission of my entire life, always – getting everyone prezzies.
Okay fine, I admit that buying gifts for people is not my strong suit. Luckily, I do have other strengths, and one of them is that I’m solution-oriented and I happily share it with the world (you’re welcome, yet again ?). And the solution to literally every single scenario you’ll face this festive season is to use your ENTERTAINER app to beat Christmas stress. It’s as easy as that. You know what, las dit, here’s an even better solution – buy the ENTERTAINER 2018 app as a gift for everyone! The epic early bird special runs ’til the end of the month, so hurry up…
As Oprah would say, “here’s an app for you, and for you, and for you – here’s an app for everyone!”
K, byyyeee xxx
