Remember when you were younger and thought that adults had it all? And you just couldn’t wait to grow up? Now you’re here, with your sad instant coffee, sitting in traffic on your way to work, where you’re going to eat your sad packed lunch (actually they’re leftovers, because ain’t nobody got time fo’ that), followed by another sad attempt at a home workout, because gym is way too expensive. I get you. Because that was me, before I turned it around and started my new ENTERTAINER life. Things could be so much better, guys. All you have to do is believe… and start using the ENTERTAINER App, obviously.
Adulting is hard, but living your best ENTERTAINER life really isn’t. The App is packed with thousands of 2-for-1 and money-saving offers, so you can do all the things, at a fraction of the cost. This is how your life could be:
Your room VS Staycation
The best thing about a holiday or staycation? The bed – because it’s not yours, and the grass is always greener on the other side! We know that a soft mattress comes at a price, but with the ENTERTAINER, that price is totally doable. Get a free night at Crystal Towers in Cape Town, or have a look at the App for a bed and gorgeous view near you.
Instant coffee VS Creamy cappuccino
Do I really need to say more here? All I will add is that a cuppa from Nitro House beats anything instant. Every. Single. Time.
Other spots include: Africablack Roastery (Johannesburg & Pretoria), and The Daily (Durban).
DIY disaster VS Profesh manicure
Let’s stop with the nail polish at work situation, please. It’s not fun for you, or your colleagues. Please just get a 2-for-1 mani from Life Day Spa in Century City instead – this way no one has a headache, and you don’t have to pay for your next one. It’s a win-win!
Other spots include: Placecol (Johannesburg & Pretoria), and Buff Beauty Parlour (Durban).
Leftovers VS Lunch date
Say no to sad desk lunches, people. They are the actual worst, and can totally be avoided in your new ENTERTAINER life. Instead, go with a friend, just whip out your App at Charango, and bag yourself a free Main Menu Item. Plus, that office microwave doesn’t even work, so I’m saving you the time and trouble.
Other spots include: La Vie En Rose (Johannesburg & Pretoria), and Piatto (Durban).
Traffic VS Ride in style
Yes, this is a bit extravagant. But if you can save, then why not? Hop on that Harley at Cape Corporate Tours, and go for a ride!
Other spots include: Bill Harrops Original Balloon Safaris (Johannesburg & Pretoria), and Zulumoon Gondolas (Durban). Ok, they’re not Harleys, but they’re still pretty cool modes of transport, ok?
Home workout VS Distraction-free yoga
There’s nothing worse than trying to be zen with loud neighbours, no space to spread out, and dirty dishes glaring at you from across the room. Which is why you should probably exit, stage left (or wherever your door is), and drop in to Wild Thing for a yoga class.
Other spots include: Hotpod Yoga (Johannesburg & Pretoria), and Hot Yoga (Durban).
It’s time to stop subjecting yourself to the mediocre things in life, and start actually L I V I N G (that ENTERTAINER life). Simply download the App from the iStore or Google Play Store, and save today.